National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

National Fuck a Asian Day

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.

Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!

by E1M1 October 22, 2020

Fuck Pickle Day

Annual Fuck Pickle Day occurs on the 2nd of May. Fuck Pickle.

Issac: Hey why did your parents name you Layne?

Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day

by Lilpeeboy May 2, 2021

Fuck a homie day

Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh

Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "

by FNBlizzardYT August 3, 2022

National fuck a homie day

March 6

national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay

National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

Fuck Kal Day

October 15th, in Hours Discord server if you hate kal you get to beat him very hard

fuck you too kal, I am gonna beat the shit out of you... I declare this day as Fuck kal day lets fucking kill him

by I hate kall October 15, 2022