fark

(noun) - Harvard-style definition: flatulance occuring, and most likely caused by the activity, while one is engaged in sexual intercourse.
URBAN DEF.: a fart while one is having a fuck, or fucking.
also: farking, farked
(origin: the term is a mix of the two derogatory terms "fart" and "fuck"; Source: High Times magazine, 1980s)

He suddenly stopped banging her, dragging his ass to the side of the bed to avoid farking a third time, and swore he'd never again eat bean chili during a date.

by ringhorne August 23, 2005

Fark

The ploral form of 'moose'.

Aubrey: HOLY POOP EMILY! look at that big field of Fark over yonder!
Emily: Gee Wizz! That must be Sarah Palin's Fark Breeding Farm!

by fdaklfd September 26, 2009

Fark

When a dog barks, and then farts a couple seconds later

Dude, my dog just did a fark!

by Billy fuckin mays October 21, 2010

fark

pertaining to sex, expressing ones feelings toward the outcome of a situation

"Don'd fark this up!" or "I need good farking"

by Ram MacKenzie October 30, 2007

furkle

To heat food at the lowest possible temperature. Below 'simmering' probably only possible by the use of gas appliances. The word FURKLE was invented by Paul Kelly (English) and mentioned first in letters home (2000) and also in his blog 'Daze Off' (whilst teaching Americans how to cook Curry).
KEITH FLOYD (The chef) once stated that he didn't think there was such a word (to describe the lowest possible gas setting whilst cooking food slowly).

To 'furkle'. Cooking on a domestic gas cooker, food would be first cooked and browned and once all ingrediants had been cooked through, the gas would be set as low as absolutley possible, so low as to just 'furkle' the food, to keep the heat sufficient to maintain a low heat, slight bubbling and nominal steam.

by Mike Kelly 'Daze Off' December 9, 2008

farktard

anyone that uses the word dipshit

ryan cooper called him a dipshit

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

farkle

1. used in place of fuck
2. hatred or annoyance

Oh, farkle! damn this sucks

by Dave January 24, 2005