foot in mouth

when one accidentally says something offensive or stupid

example 1:

amy: "she agrees with me, see you're in shape! finally someone who agrees with me"

norman: "who disagreed?"

example 2:

andrew stone: "your mom is stupid"

david: "your mom is fat"

(person's mom walks in, and heard him put his foot in his mouth)

david: "oh,... uhm hi Mrs. Stone"

example 3:

little kid's mom: "i feel bloated"

little kid named ben: "its okay to be fat when you're old"
(little kids are usually excused from foot in mouth because of their ignorance and innocence)

by eeeeeeoooooop August 1, 2012

foot in the door

being in a situation of having a promising, though not as-of-yet confirmed, opportunity
(used mostly with reference to a job or related well-paid position in a company)

"you should drop your resume off to the dept. head, least that way you could still get your foot in the door for the next time they look for someone."

by bungalow bill September 4, 2005

foot hockey

a game that is essentially a cross between soccer and hockey. It is played with however many people, usually around 4 to 11 per side. It's played on a road or other flat surface, preferably covered with snow. A tennis ball is used in place of a traditional hockey puck, and feet replace hockey sticks (just like in soccer). The nets are the same size as a hockey net, but are often quickly made out of available materials (like pylons, bags, coats) and lack a crossbar. The rules are unofficial, which is what makes it so great, and resemble soccer except the goalie may throw the ball to a player and that player is allowed to catch it with his/her hands, as well as the inclusion of crosschecking in order to gain possession of the ball.

Person #1: Hey it's too cold to play soccer, and we don't have any hockey equipment to play in the winter. What do you want to do?
Person #2: Let's put the two sports together, have complete disregard for any official rules, hope for the best, and call it foot hockey.

by hoftstadter January 7, 2010

Smoke Foot

A black person. It comes from their slave days, when they would run away they would kick up dust and looked like their feet were smoking

"Mike Vick's got them slave feet," "Nah nigga, he's a smoke foot"

by army>navy December 26, 2011

Hot Foot Teddy

The name first given to an orphaned little black bear cub rescued from the New Mexico's Capitan Gap Fire of May 4, 1950 by Native American volunteer fire fighters who called themselves the Snowballs. The little bear was later renamed and became the living symbal of Smokey Bear.

Hot Foot Teddy was rescued by the Snowballs, a rookie crew of Native American volunteer firefighters from Taos Pueblo, NM...and NOT by a U.S. Army crew as history has falsely reported.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 15, 2023

Ur A Foot

It is a meaningless comeback

Person 1) your dumb
Person 2) well ur a foot

by EnderTheNeko June 22, 2019

big foot

A hairy mythical creature that hangs out in dense forests foggy areas and areas that are just out of the cameras focus.

john said he saw big foot in the carpark
its foggy so it must be true!

by afi_al January 18, 2006