Frosted Flake

A temporary/runaway sugar daddy

Comes from frosted meaning sugary and flake meaning inconsistent

I thought I was gonna be able to milk him for at least a year, turns out he's a frosted flake

by EdiblePancake July 29, 2018

Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.

She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.

by Pescitor November 10, 2018

Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.

“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”

by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018

frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

Frosted

When someone leaves you on read, or opens your snap without replying. Often associated with people who are salty or spicy.

Jim just frosted me on snapchat.

by Jakku_joker March 14, 2019

Frosted

A way to describe the situation when your friends flake on you. If your friend is being frosty you are being frosted.

I got frosted by my girl last night. She totally flaked on me. I waited for her at the restaurant for 45 minutes. She never showed up. Said her cat died. She doesn't even have a cat. She is hella frosty.

by mwein99 July 3, 2019