fried you

what is said after someone is fried. identical to being owned. used ad nauseum at Yorktown High School

badly dressed guy: hey, what's the hw for grimes
guy #2: i can't hear you, your shirt is too loud
guy #3: fried you

by Liz Egbert November 1, 2008

kentucky fried bullshit

an event so unbelieveably dissapointing, its is nessecary to use this word

"manning throws, what a catch! he's at the 20, the 10! out of bounds at the 3 and the rams win superbowl (number)"

mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS

rob- kfbs?

mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT

mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken

cashier- here you are enjoy your meal

mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!

cashier- epic lulz

by mr awesomes July 14, 2009

skull fried

Someone who has done to many drugs, and now has impaired sences, judgement, motor skills etc. Another way of saying "perma fried".

That kid is so skull fried... Oh well. He'll realize what hes done to himself in a few years...

by immediate_kontrol June 21, 2007

fried

Being fucked up for life because of a drug incident.

Fuck nigga leave dat bum alone, he's fried

by 925Nigga July 3, 2006

fried

being made fun of or humiliated really badly

Person1:(Says something humiliating/funny about person 2)
Person2: Shutup

Person 2 Got Fried

by Jar-Jar December 17, 2006

Fried Fish

A man tucks his balls between his legs. The woman then licks his balls while he farts in her face.

Jake: Nikki doesn't like sea food, but she sure loves fried fish!

by Slasher Knight July 12, 2009

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.

On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.

by dickcheney December 5, 2007