Friendtern

A friend, typically of the opposite sex, that garners no sexual benefits in the relationship.

We're not friends-with-benefits...he's just a friendtern.

by Milander June 30, 2011

Friendly Visit

When you drop in at a friend's place for something a bit more 'friendly' than a cup of tea ;)

Person 1: 'What you doing tonight sexy?'
Person 2: 'Nothing want me to drop by for a friendly visit?'
Person 1: 'Hell yeah!'

___

Girl: 'What's that going between my thighs?'
Boy: 'Don't worry...just a friendly visitor'

by 12345abcdef12345 August 20, 2011

Friendcest

when two friends are so bored with their friendship that
they decide to f*ck even though it feels like incest.

After years of being best friends, Kelly and Christian decided to
f*ck each other's brains out like Christopher Atkens and Brooke
Shields in the blue lagoon, even though it would be friendcest.

by speshle.k34 July 22, 2012

Friendcest

When close friends sleep together.

"dude i cant believe katie fucked Will, that's such friendcest"
Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti from That 70's show

by sevenloko November 27, 2012

Friendservation

When you make a cell phone call to someone you know standing closer to the front of the line than you are currently. You then walk ahead in line to the person you just called, thus confirming your friendservation.

You see some douche butt in front of you in line while talking to someone on the phone. You then realize this douche is on the phone with someone toward the front of the line confirming his friendservation. It's bullshit really.

by Fatts Worum October 28, 2011

Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.

I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.

by RobFather-X January 8, 2013

Friendernizing

The act of flirting/talking to a hot girl's friend in order to get to the hot girl

Matt: Why were you talking to that grenade last night?
Kyle: Oh I was trying to get it in with Molly. Had to do some friendernizing first.
Matt: How'd it go?
Kyle. Not well Molly's boyfriend is a total cockblock

by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015