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freshmentation

shortened form of freshmen orientation. A day looked forward to by every sophomore,juinor, and senior, when a new group of pussies comes in to be bullied.
Dude freshmentation is next week Time to beat up some freshies.
by tommyboy123 May 16, 2009
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Freshman

Fresh meat, when refering to a female of the freshman college level class, a new person to add to the list on a party nite to try to meat
by unknown June 11, 2006
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Freshman Fingers

Something that happens to first year players in the NFL where a rookie will be thrown a pass a veteran receiver would catch easily but the rookie doesn't catch it.
Man, Torrey Smith is so good

No dude he has freshman fingers, he misses so many passes
by nweinberg February 10, 2012
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Freshman Two Step

A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.
On the stairs to the college library;

Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!

Freshman; Sorry, bro!

(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?

Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.
by TheVintageguy May 22, 2013
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freshman graveyard

All the empty bottles you and your friends finished during your first year at college. Usually kept in a duffle bag under someones bed.
*finishes handle of strawberry Svedka*
ADD IT TO THE FRESHMAN GRAVEYARD
by kittykat0218 December 20, 2013
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Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.
I got the freshman shitties BAD.
by Fancie(: November 19, 2014
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freshman fluff

The small and/or hard to see facial/armpit/body/other hair on a male freshman that is often a source of mockery for them. The facial hair consists of only a light moustache with nothing else, and is generally very hard to see. The armpit and bodily hair is often only mentioned/seen in lockers rooms when the freshman is on a jv/varsity sport, and will make him the butt of jokes for the remainder of the season.
One senior to another in the halls:
"Get a load of that freshman fluff over there, does that kid even shave?"

In the lockeroom after football practice, Joe(a senior) says to Larry (a freshman):
"That's some nice freshman fluff armpit hair you've got there"
by alfaveetagamma September 5, 2014
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