Fert

if yk yk
fert isn’t something you know, it’s something that knows you
fert is fert

“Quit ferting out bro”
“Yo that’s pretty fert”
“ffl (fert for life”

by fertinginthe757 May 31, 2025

Fert infection

So, basically, it’s, like, whenever you fucking fart & it, like, fucking stinks so fucking bad & then it, like, tickles your bumhole and then your bumhole has no choice but to, like, say, “Hola, I have la inflatuencia!” So, basically, it, like, makes your butthole beg for forgiveness.

Luis has a raging fert infection.

by Señorita H. June 6, 2025

Fertilitist

A Fertility Specialist.

The woman went to see a Fertilitist.

by KingKaneki1199 July 10, 2025

Fertile fingered

When a guy nuts on his fingers and shoves it into a girls vagina to impregnate her

How’d you guys have a kid I fertile fingered her

by Jackhsgsgsg July 11, 2025

Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.

Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!

by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025

Fertile Buttcrack

Semen on my butt dripped through my buttcrack down to my vaginal opening. cycle day 5. took plan b within an hour. i bled after taking it. earliest ive ovulated was day 11. could i be pregnant? my boobs hurt but my period is supposed to be in 5 days?

After last month I realized I had a Fertile Buttcrack.

by QueefTweak December 19, 2025

david fertello

An amazing musician who is multi-talented. He can play the violin, drums, guitar, ukulele, and mandolin. He can take a popular song and rework it into a violin piece. He has collaborated with artists such as Taylor Mathews, Kimberly Morrel, and Cassadee Pope (to name just a few) and he toured with R5 during their LOUD tour.

I hope to one day be just as creative as David Fertello.

He reworked that piece of music like David Fertello would.
Oh my gosh, just pull a David Fertello, and finish it already!

by Dedicated Music Fan October 19, 2013