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freedom

something that doesn't exist..ANYWHERE!
We kind of almost had some freedom before the progressives turned society upside down and handed it to the looneys and the criminals,causing a police state!
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freedom fighter

someone who fights for personal freedoms. whenther those freedoms be to drink smoke or sit with your friends at a lunch table.
fuck all the brainwashing teachers FF for life. FIGHT THE POWER
by mu moo May 6, 2004
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Freedom fries

Something that's a lot more likely to kill you than the terrorism that made you hysterical enough to use that name in the first place.
Bob was frantically eating his freedom fries at a McDonald's in Kearney, Nebraska so he can hurry up and leave just in case al-Qaida decides to strike that particular establishment. In the end he was taken out of the restaurant in an ambulance following a near-fatal heart attack, for which he had no medical insurance to cover the costs and couldn't declare bankruptcy because of the new bankruptcy laws passed by the Republican-dominated Congress and approved by President Bush.

He voted Republican in the next election because they told him that despite all his problems, if Democrats win they will (in cooperation with France) pay for the airfare and lodging of all foreign terrorists who want to come to America and carry out attacks, and that not even Kearney, NB would spared their mighty wrath.
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Mr. Scat wants freedom

A nice way to imply defecation when in mixed company.
Gentleman #1: Ugh, excuse me, i've got to go!

*runs off*

Lady: What's the matter with him?

Gentleman #2: Madame, it sounds as though Mr. Scat wants freedom.
by kcar January 11, 2009
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Freed

I don't really like him, I'm just hanging out with him for the freed.
by NeekoAL October 22, 2013
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freedom of speech

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

In short, we can say what we want to say, within certain limits. Yes, you can say "FUCK YOU" to a police officer and call your lawyer (if you're stupid enough) and get away with it. You can't give threats or endanger public safety, however.

Basically, if you want to use it, keep your lawyer on speed dial and have deep pockets.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. -Part of the U.S Bill of Rights. Collect them all!
by I r Mime June 10, 2007
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freedom fries

Freedom Fries. Rectangular cuts of potato fried in hot vegetable fat and laden with calories and grease. Formerly French Fries, until a gung-ho warmongering US president, specifically George W. Bush, decreed otherwise in possible the most petty "patriotic" move possible. However, this appears to have the wrong effect - The French find the idea of "les frites de la liberté" extremely amusing. Quite frankly I can't say I blame them.

Ah well, I suppose it sums up the calibre of Bush and all those who support him. Idiots.
"It's been another stellar night for KHD. First I went out to MacDonalds and ate some Freedom Fries (chips), then I met up with my girl friend, gave her a Freedom Kiss (tongue kiss). We were making out quite a lot, and we probably would have ended up in bed if I'd remembered to pack a Freedom Letter (condom). Cos without such an item one risks the Freedom Pox (syphilis). So we just went to bed separately. When we woke up, I made her dome Freedom Toast (tartines) and brought her breakfast in bed."
by KHD June 7, 2003
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