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Free Candy

(n.) The most likly bait a pedo will use. Most likely obtained from the end of a white van with no windows, white, and has "Free Candy, Totally Legit" written in brown, red or black paint. Found in parks, playgrounds, schools, and sometimes disguised as a Ice Cream Truck, but instead serves free candy and molestation.
Mom: "what did you do in School today son?"
Billy: " i got Free Candy!"
Mom: "WHAT!?"
Billy: "yea it came with the tight pants and shirt. He took a picture of me as well!"
by BillyMacDiddy January 22, 2011
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Free Willy

When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole
Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying
by SaltySB October 11, 2011
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money for nothing and your chicks for free

A line from the song Money for Nothing by Dire Straits. Used by Cole Hutto
by Cds January 17, 2004
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Free Money

A term coined by MDJunction forum disability fraudster Systemlock. It refers to money obtained (SSDI, SSI, VA) by fraudulent means by scamming the US government by able bodied individuals who allege to be medically disabled from working. Recipients are often fat and lazy who would rather receive a free government handout than work.
I retired early & do not have to work anymore. I am getting my free money from Uncle Sam now.
by Disabled US Citizen June 30, 2019
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free car

A car stolen or a car you take from on the street and you didn’t pay for it !
Hop in a free car shit get boosie
by Raesante September 9, 2020
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the free

When your parents are out of town and no one is home
Yooo, just got the free for the weekend. Slide thru !!
by pimpdaddypizzalover69 May 31, 2016
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free porn

"man the site has free porn"
by mat February 13, 2004
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