Farrel

They can be smart at times but can be very annoying and weird when they are in class, mainly they put there leg on the table and is a midget.

Farrel is a special kid

by foliu34bgljkhbvhj November 29, 2020

ferret no-no

Things that you shouldn't do, whether or not you own a ferret. Such as,
(1) Not looking where you step.
(2) Not looking before you sit.
(3) Leaving your purse unattended.
(4) Leaving doors open.
(5) Leaving cupboards or drawers open.
(6) Sleeping naked with the door open.
(7) Leaving candy or cookies or soda on the coffee table when you go to the bathroom.

(1) Dan did a ferret no-no and broke his leg in a man hole.
(2) Mike did a ferret no-no and sat on a freshly painted bench. (2) Pat did a ferret no-no and got a man hole surprise when he sat down at the nude beach.
(3) Sally did a ferret no-no and got her purse stolen out of her grocery cart.
(4) Clarence did a ferret no-no and got his TVCR stolen.
(6) Pam Anderson did a ferret no-no and it's all over the internet!
(7) James Bond did a ferret no-no and someone slipped him a mickey.

by Willy Dickinson, therapist August 1, 2006

Forrest

An honest guy who is very hard to get.( tall, dark, and handsome)

Man, Forrest is hard to get, he's been asked out so many times!

by zmk April 13, 2009

Forbes

A magazine that is a collection of rich people.

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine, smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

by TheDoubleJ February 22, 2011

Forced Pleasure

When someone is tied in an immobile position and their vagina or ass is open, a sex machine will penetrate said orifice, with the victim's consent or not. It is "forced" because the victim cannot move away or resist the sex machine and dildo from smashing in them, and this (hopefully for the victim) will pleasure the orifice.

Once, John's guy friends kidnapped him, ans they tortured him with a sex machine, and it gave him forced pleasure. John is gay now.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017

force fart

stressful fart, watch you don't rupture anything.

Lemme push one out. *fart noise* That was a good force fart

by Anti-BF April 7, 2003

Ferretism

The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.

Ferretism is a new world religion

by WildChild 06 November 7, 2017