M-Fail

When you fail at something so spectacularly, if the fail had a physical form it would look like a giant Cloverfield monster made entirely out of fail.
Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
by B.K.75 June 13, 2011
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Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.
1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009
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Rail Fail

Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.

I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.

I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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infinite fail

The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
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whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.
"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"
by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009
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Fail Festival

(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary
(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
(Noun)1: You
by Bograth, PhD Wordsmith March 04, 2007
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senses fail

possibly one of the greatest emocore bands around and for all u haters how bout u shut the fuck up u don't even know the band so FUCK OFF don't forget "RUM IS FOR DRINKING, NOT FOR BURNING".
don't knock SENSES FAIL untill u listen to SENSES FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!(that was for all u hater faggots!)
by dawggydoo May 04, 2006
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