lose a lung

A phrased used to call attention to the absurd length, breadth, and extremity of the cough of a person who has been coughing.

More often associated with Marijuana culture in Saskatchewan, Canada. Though the phrase does appear in some films and literature.

Can be used in a self-deprecating fashion, like:

"Goddam that Cannabis is fine, I lose a lung every time I toke this fine herb."

Or, it can be used to denigrate someone, like:

"Jesus, if you are going to lose a lung every time you smoke, go do it with someone else."

by ellis dee December 15, 2013

residue of losing

When you lose so much or so badly that it begins to spread to those around you.

Tim sucks so bad at picking football winners, he's spreading the residue of losing to the rest of us.

by JJ51 January 25, 2017

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.

I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.

by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023

losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 11, 2016

Losing my face

It is like the term "losing my mind" accept it physical. Like being clumsy or messing stuff up.

I keep messing stuff up I'm losing my face

by Olive Elizabeth Lou January 31, 2019

What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021