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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Squalor Flavor

An acquired taste of shittiness, primarily in the fast food realm. Similar to the taste of umami, but instead of rich sumptuous flavors there's an underlying hatred of the minimum wage job, the food chain, and your desperation as the customer... and a lotta grease. It's the part of a White Castles or an Arby's sandwich that you can't define, but elevates it to euphoric nostalgia of a simpler time in your life.
The breakfast burritos at Sonic are good in a squalor flavor kinda way. The individual ingredients themselves are shitty, but together there's nothing else like it.
by Alalow September 8, 2019
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flavor envelope

A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)
Open your flavor envelope and cure your hunger. You are hangry and bitchy.
by banana1997 May 2, 2018
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Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.
My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.
by KayKay4 January 14, 2018
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flavored dick

During oral sex a dude will take a huge fat vape cloud, blowing on the dudes dick which then flavors it as something else.
Bro, she gace me flavored dick so hard.
by Swiis April 19, 2018
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space flavored boxers

Boxers that taste like existencial crisis.
"Yo dude, you got any space flavored boxers?"

"Yeah man, they're in my bag."
by Peter Tale V. March 25, 2017
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Flavor man

A man in your life who gives you an essence of variety.

Usually represents a fondness of kinks and "spicy" things, particularly in the bedroom.

Does not want anything full time. They are in it for the sex.

When a flavor man represents a sweeter side, they might be in it for a full time relationship, but it would most likely be for temporary feels. Don't catch feelings for them.

This can also be seen as a "kinky fwb".

Could also be used as a term for women. Ex: flavor woman/lady
"He spices up my life, he's my flavor man!"

"Damn, I need a flavor man! I'm living dull..."
by MarkofOxin April 21, 2017
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