Bro's feet

Age wrinkles around a bro's eyes, due to excessive exposure to sun.

Woman on beach #1: "Oh, that guy's cute."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."

by tiggums October 17, 2008

Target feet

Like Wal-Mart feet, but slightly less dirty.

Jim has Target feet.

by TheAdmiral9 July 25, 2014

Jesus Feet

When one's feet are super dirty from walking without shoes or socks. Much like Jesus' feet would have been.

"Dude. You have such Jesus feet right now. Clean yourself up, and put on shoes!"

by Steve Primanti August 25, 2014

code feet

When you spend all of your time second-guessing your implementation and requirements, and can't get any work done.

"Do you know if Steve ever finished that website?"
"Naw, he spent a week setting it up, but then got code feet."

by krunifus November 12, 2013

Cleat feet

The sensation of pain in your toes after playing a long game in your cleats/spikes. May result in blisters, callouses, or red patches of skin that also cause pain.

After 5 softball games I had a severe case of cleat feet!!!

by Taylib April 19, 2015

Guacamole feet

Used to describe someone who is sad or depressed. Often a downer or party-pooper.

Tim, you just shot the birthday girl. Why’d u do that?
I don’t wanna talk about it. I have guacamole feet.

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel April 9, 2019

Pedo feet

Where your toes look like a bald pedofile

Wow you got some weird pedo feet

by Pedofeet101 October 15, 2019