The Farmer John

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal

When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.

by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

impression farmer

A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.

Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.

by LargeYak March 24, 2021

Cat Farmer

The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.

I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!

So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..

by johnnycomic September 19, 2012

cum farmer

Someone who has a cum farm, works at a sperm bank, or likes cum. Used mostly as an insult

Jack: "That bitch is is a slut!"

Dustin: "Yeah, what a cum farmer"

by A8974189k September 19, 2006

gorp farmer

One who takes his favorite item from a communal gorp bag (most commonly M+Ms or almonds).

Sarah was left behind by her backpacking trip and eaten by wolves after Tom caught her gorp-farming

by Pink January 30, 2004

farmer snort

Also called a snot rocket

I launched a snot rocket into the flowerbed. My wife had a fit.

by Acemery May 16, 2005

Farmer*

A totally ownage wolfenstein player. A hacker, but very good. FX Slaya loves his cack also.

Farmer* Just raged my fucking face

by Ian November 22, 2004