tard farm

Special Education class, state school facilitating retarded kids.

Man Danny's kids are gonna need to be put in a tard farm.

by bastard May 23, 2003

Crab Farm

1.Breeding ground for crabs. (see pubic nit). See also Crab Ranch.

1.Dont ever go near anyone with a crab farm in their undies.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

phat farm

Phat Farm

It is a clothing brand, est. in 1992. Phat Farm is a clothing lined aimed towards ppl in with the Hip-hop shit. Somewhat expensive to.

That dude has a nice Phat Farm shirt!

I would like to buy some Phat Farm shoes!

by Paul October 2, 2003

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm

used to describe a group of girls getting together. similar to when a group of guys are together and its called sausage fest.

A guy walks into a party and realizes that the party consists of all girls. the guy would say, " this party is a real Cunt Farm or "C" Farm.

by lil Kt January 17, 2011

Chronic Tard Farm

The little known tenth circle of hell. Reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repetitive rants on message boards. Not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. This refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a shit. Or anyone else who pisses me off.

It is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and anal, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. Lots and lots of Trailers. Every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of Carrot Top, karaoke by Britney Spears, and Clay Aiken sucking off a donkey.

This was created in the heyday of Bolt.com and later Bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of retard that showed up. Especially fans of American Idol. I'll see you all in hell.

Armywife: Everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in Iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/orgasmic, etc.
TisHimself: Fuck off, cunt.
Armywife: But no, Dick Cheney rules and George Bush sucks and I just masturbated to Al Gore, etc.
TisHimself: Alright, I'll see your ass at the Chronic Tard Farm.
Armywife: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Wilhelm Scream*

by Tis_Himself December 22, 2007

jake from State Farm

my only friend

Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.

by chicken is noice December 19, 2015

Bancroft Beet Farm

It's when your girl has a bad case of hemoroids (beets) and can't have sex for a few days/weeks so you she sits down on a bucket of boiling water and vinegar and gives you a blow job. The boiling water and vinegar helps alleviate the pain of the hemoroids.
This technique was first practiced in the bedrooms of the beet farms in Bancroft, Ontario. Women worked hard in the fields sitting in the moist or dry dirt all day and hemoroids became a constant affliction. Their men came out of the fields hot and horny and wanting some loving which the women couldn't perform due to the hemoroids. In the 40's and 50's there was no hemoroid medications on the open market so women squatted over buckets of boiling water and vinegar to shrink their problems away. Thus came the idea of satisfying their men by performing fellatio while sitting on their buckets.

Earl got finished working a hard day in fields and Irma had a bad case of the hems so she performed the old "Bancroft Beet Farm" on him.

by Redhope July 2, 2006