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False swipe

A pokemon attack that let´s the opponent always live on 1 hp. This move has 40 base power, is 100% accurate and is a normal type move.
Breloom is the best ¨False swipe¨ user
by Disease 007 February 26, 2018
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False Narrative

Nebulous rhetoric that is functionally equivalent to ✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ i.e. Hate Speech for conservatives. They are just making up equally vapid terms now. Like... It's fucking embarrassing. Our politicians and pundits are embarrassing fucking time-wasters. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Hym "False narrative is a pretty nebulous term and is subject to the same problem created by the term 'Hate Speech.' Like, it isn't a 'False narrative' to say that your religion is an incest cult. That is an ontological claim that is concordant with objective reality. So, there is what IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And then there is THE NARRATIVE YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTED AROUND WHAT IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And that narrative can be more or less concordant with objective reality but... The light is either on or it's off. You can make a narrative about lights being on or how lights are turned on but it doesn't affect the on/off paradigm. And this is why it's important to reject the narrativization of everything. It isn't ✌️✊️✌️a narrative✌️✊️✌️ it's what actually occurred or is occurring. Jordan Peterson has sold them on the idea (ha! I accidentally wrote idiot instead of idea because... You know, idiot) that everything is a narrative. Everything is NOT a narrative. The light is on. The light is off. These are not narratives."
by Hym Iam December 23, 2024
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False-a-tude

Intentional deceptiveness with a sassy nature in order to point out another persons non deceptive fallacy.
When someone says something they think is cool sounding, but to everyone else it is obviously an idiotic statement, thus, enter False-a-tude which is another person immediately interjects with another idiotic statement which is intentionally funnier.
by prettylittleaces January 13, 2011
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False doctrine

When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.
Person 1) my dicks 12” long

Person 2) that’s false doctrine
by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019
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false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
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False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.
Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”
by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018
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False Alignment

To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.
"I pulled a false alignment so I could check out the hottie in the convertible."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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