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Epic Fail Worm

Several women in this group have blocked me on discord for contacting them privately. You know…heh….the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is….
I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).
First off, yes I'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?'But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex.
To all the other E-girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision. As you can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgable friend.
by Johney the Great March 1, 2022
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Fail Korean

Noun. There comes a time in every Korean's life, where the world begins to crumble. They reach the pinacle of mankind and gets praised as a god by the Korean news. However, their own greed and blindsided upbringing of "going big or go home" destroys their finances/emotional state and lands them in the biggest house, That we know as jail. The Fail Korean is the Korean impreative, except backwards, and Korean mothers are left wondering how "their parents must feel"instead of worrying about the Fail Korean
Have you ever heard of someone losing 20 billion in 2 days? He is a Fail Korean.
Do you have advice on how to crumble your crypto empire? He is a Fail Korean
Have you heard of your wife sucking on random guys dicks? I think Dr.K knows. He is a Fail Korean
by Fportanova June 28, 2022
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rudie can't fail

1).Oft used line from legendary band The Clash used in "Safe European Home" and titular "Rudie can't Fail". A "Rudie" is an icon of its subculture with supposed powers invisible to the rest of society.
In FakeNews:- White skinned Ska rudeboys and rudegirls give their money to their darkest, dreadlocked, coolest, charismatic, usually drinking a beer, friend:- the Rudiest Rude - "Rudie". This "Rudie", they believe, has incredible ability to stumble upon contacts, commit crime like buying cannabis in UK, quickly, clandestinely, efficiently in any strange location, based on sub cultural prejudices. They just hand over their money, push them out in public, to do amoral work and believe, culturally, "Rudie Can't Fail!"

2)Strategy being used by Republicans and Donald Trump's Defence Team that Rudie Giuliani is their

"Rudie Can't Fail!"
"How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don't you be so crude and feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail" The Clash

"Rudie" so credible, even "normal" within the subculture, actually is quite visible to the general public as somewhat eccentric, entertaining, smooth talking, but certainly suspicious and activity worth reporting to the police.
US TOURIST "Ya know I gotta pal that can be dropped off outside any cantina in ELA - never been there before - we give him our money and in hour he's back, smiling, the best coke deal and we drive off. These total strangers look at his full body tattoos, knife scarred 400lbs and "big, beautiful eyes" and just trust him! Anywhere! It's really screwed up! - I wouldn't show my face in those neighbourhoods, Man!"
UK RUDEBOY " I gotta Ska mate like that - ironically - don't look like THAT though! - Any strange place, give him the dosh and that Rudie Can't Fail... Where's that mate of your's now?"

US TOURIST "Prison"
UK RUDEBOY "Yeah mine too..."Rudie to "Yardie"
by Gabbro February 14, 2019
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auto fail

Someone that is so bad at something, that they automatically fail before trying.
John: Mike, why do you even try? You suck at everything

Sarah: What an auto fail!
by greeker April 4, 2009
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Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.
After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.
by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008
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fat fail

by Magan Kutro February 13, 2009
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fail box

the name givin to the xbox 360 after it has been afflicted by the rrod.
when ur xbox 360 shows-in controller slots 1, 2 and 3- flashing red lights, and ur console wont function, then u have a fail box
by thespirit July 5, 2009
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