by John Rodger October 10, 2015
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the act of stuffing ones face into a girls huge ass and then later being able to cum on her giant tits
the act of stuffing ones face into a girls huge ass and then later being able to cum on her giant tits
by dkveidbsisbxnch June 28, 2017
Get the ass facial mug.When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.
Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"
Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."
Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."
by Monkeyfeathers July 11, 2012
Get the Spiderweb facial mug.The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.
Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.
by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020
Get the Facial Erection mug.Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.
"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."
"How'd she take it?"
"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."
"How'd she take it?"
"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."
by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011
Get the Medieval Facial mug.by jwlove October 26, 2013
Get the back facial mug.A term for the sexual activity in which a man ejaculates semen onto the face of one or more sexual partners, then proceeds to spread glitter and/or confetti onto the semen. A facial is a form of non-penetrative sex, though it is generally performed after some other means of sexual stimulation, such as anal sex, intercourse, masturbation, or oral sex.
She wanted me to use white glitter for the Glitter Facial scene to resemble a vampire from the Twilight movie series in the sunlight.
by W!LDC@RD May 22, 2012
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