When a pretentious cocksucker befriends your best
friends girl and then stays in her room and bothers her while shes trying to
study. He will tend to hide in the closet when your come over in order to make fun of how anti-social you become when he is around.
Beware of his attempts to talk about his extensive knowledge of Picasso or Michael
Angelo and his tendency to act uneducated and ineffectual.
That faggot won't stop talking to
Brett's girlfriend while shes trying to study. I
hope he dies!
or
That ratchety faggot won't stop bothering
Emily with his knowledge of Picasso.