foldgers

Giving a woman a wake up call by inserting a penis into her vagina. Given the name from the Foldgers coffee song.

Amanda's boyfriend made sure she got to class on time by giving her a Foldgers at 7:30 AM.

Foldgers Theme Song: "The best part of waking up, is with a giant cock in your vagina"

by Amanda Baaa December 7, 2006

ben folds

Ben Folds is the love of my life. He is one of the greatest musicians who ever lived, and his talent on the piano is unmatched by any of today's crappy pop music. Seeing him live in concert makes me want to drop out of school and follow him around the country because he is a god and I love him.

this is a real conversation I once had
Guy: Yo, I was listening to the second track on one of the Ben Folds albums, and it made me cry.
Me: Which one? "Still Fighting It?" Cause that one made me cry.
Guy: No, it was "Fair."
Me: Yeah, Ben Folds is a genius.

by i_love_jew_fros August 18, 2004

folded bologna

An extremely classy term for a vagina. Most commonly used by the most civilized of gentleman.

Man, she had some dry folded bologna!

by Jerry The Big Cat February 23, 2008

folder

Generally ( by gangsters and old rap artists ) refers to a criminal record. They use this to make people shut up.

Person : Hello, do you li---
Gangster : yo what you doin' gettin' all up in my shit, bitch I ain't got time fo' dis' shit, I gotta go get the needle fo' what I done. so get outta here and put it on my folder fool.

by castle21 March 2, 2014

Naked Man Folder

A folder found in a gay man's house.

They will deny all knowledge of this Naked Man Folder and claim it was for an 'art project'.

Nick visits Tim's house and finds a folder full of naked man - A naked man folder.

by Man Folder May 17, 2007

Folded

The state of being so drunk it is difficult to do things that would seem easy if you were sober, ex; motor function control, speech, etc.

"Man, we got folded last night at Jake's house! We had 6 bottles of vodka!"

by )))))))))))) September 21, 2005

Folded Lawnchair

Sex position where the woman's legs are on top of the man's shoulders - in missionary- and he comes into you nice, and hard.

Woman: oh baby, harder...harder!- let's do the folded lawnchair
Man: Ohhh yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft

by likeitbig24 September 8, 2011