Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

fecalization

Complete bullshit, cobbled together from fragments of legitimate truth.

ALT:
A statement, given as fact, which will lead ONLY to Glen Beck or the Tea Party if researched.

A: That salesman sure seemed to know about computers.
B: No way, pure fecalization.

ALT:
A: Have you heard what Glen Beck said about civil rights?

B: Yeah bro. Total fecalization.

by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011

fecal rope

string o shit

We promise 9 feet of fecal rope in our raunchy vids

by Billche April 6, 2003

fecal flinger

One who fucks off a lot, or is fucking off at the time.

One who throws shit, similar to a monkey.

Used offten to harass friends.

"Get in the truck you fuckin' fecal flinger"

by Andy M. January 20, 2007

FECAL FATIGUE

The complete exhaustion of cleaning your home of animal fecal matter.

My wife ran over the puppy because she was suffering from fecal fatigue.

by Harmon from G-ville February 2, 2010

Fecal money

Paper money where a person has shit and then wiped there ass with it. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system we live under by persons in the neohippie movement and the porn hippie movement they then take the money to a bank and tell them they want to deposit it or have it changed into smaller bills. And the teller has to handle the fecal money and the bank has to keep it.

I'm taking some fecal money to the bank.

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

Fecalfiliac

some who is emphatically obsessed with poop, fecal or doo
doophyte

Fecalfiliacs areoftenfound hanging around with Doophytes

by Roy Munson April 6, 2003