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flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.
by anonymous June 4, 2023
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Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.
"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Flavor Cave

Hey girl, I wanna tongue punch you in the flavor cave.
by Imsorrybutithadtobedone July 2, 2016
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pussy flavored coffee

hey look down below! it says buy a pussy flavored coffee mug! how odd...
some random gullible dude: :O a pussy flavored coffee mug! how awesome!!

free money am i right
by Dragons Breath May 12, 2022
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Flavor saver

The string on thong underwear that rides along your butt crack and across your anus. Usually is discolored due to poor wiping and smells of sweat mixed with ass juice and fecal matter. Unisex in nature. Also known as butt floss.
Gay Guy 1: When I went down to eat your ass, I pulled the flavor saver aside and got a wiff of extreme swamp ass. That got me bricked instantly.
Gay Guy 2: That's hot bro. Now eat my ass.
by Assman1969 November 7, 2025
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