Foot Fetus

Something a person with a foot fetish may develop after intercourse; pregnant feet.

“Have you heard Nathan has a foot fetus?”
“Omg really? I mean his feet did look pregnant this morning”

by Best Mom Ever December 9, 2018

Femustache

A Female Mustache.

A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.

Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'

Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"

Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!

by Rantbo October 24, 2008

Anus fetus

A fetus that has miraculously transferred to the anal intestinal, thus being able to give birth to the baby through the anus. This happens once in 32 trillions, though it hasn't happened or at least noted in the anthropological history.

In the 21st century the word evolved into a slang for having a huge amount of excrement in the rectum, and therefore having the need to dispose it in the nearest future.

"I had to shit so bad, i felt like i had an anus fetus!"

"Some history books say that Jesus himself was in fact an anus fetus!"

by The Crazy Madman November 4, 2011

Gay Fetus

A fetus that has been conceived by a transgender person and a cisgender person, both identifying as the same gender. Therefore, it's gay but they can still biologically have a child.

He was actually a gay fetus when he was in the womb
He has a transgender father and a biologically male father, does that mean he was a gay fetus

by Toadcuck January 18, 2018

Femsplaining

When a woman talks on and on to a man who's not listening.

She was femsplaining the whole story to me when I must have dozed off.

by wcsdncr July 19, 2016

Gator Fetus

a really small (midget sized) annoying creature that annoys the fuck out of you. gay, annoying, really retarded!!!!

That guy is a gator fetus, he is so annoying!

by elcilo July 17, 2011

fetus be good stick

When you're in the middle of hot passionate sex with your pregnant wife and suddenly you're catapulted through the air by the kicking fetus from inside the womb.You become enraged and lunge for the fetus be good stick from off the wall and begin to strike the fetus (through the stomach) and all the while you can hear the fetus taunting you with "missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me" so you jerk the fetus from the womb and kiss it on the head then continue the beating!!!!

Good thing I purchased that fetus be good stick
when it was on sale and the dollar store.

by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007