A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
Get the Penis farmermug. when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal
When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.
by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005
Get the The Farmer Johnmug. The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.
I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!
So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..
So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..
by johnnycomic September 19, 2012
Get the Cat Farmermug. by A8974189k September 19, 2006
Get the cum farmermug. Also called a snot rocket
by Acemery May 16, 2005
Get the farmer snortmug. by Pink January 30, 2004
Get the gorp farmermug. by Ian November 22, 2004
Get the Farmer*mug.