Fap Dragon

A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.

Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

fap happy

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent

fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts

by issaru0 February 8, 2009

Fap Ghost

When an event from your past haunts you while you're fapping.

Oh man, I can't stop thinking about her, she comes into my mind everytime I'm jerking off...she's like a fap ghost.

by Killerspoon March 2, 2012

fap trick

When you masturbate three times in one day

I just ordered my Internet porn, so I am going to stay home and try to pull off a fap trick

by Trevtard the amazing November 3, 2013

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

fap police

The ultimate law enforcement against fappers & pervs on Omegle. Usually led by a crazy red dressed gangster with a Ghetto Blasta Revolver.

► Freeze motherf****r! This is the Fap Police!
► He is now under arrest by the official Fap Police law enforcement.

by SheldonSTA March 15, 2015

fap n' freeze

When it's -20 degrees fahrenheit and you have a fap attack (a sudden urge to masturbate) and you ejaculate while it instantly freezes as soon as it comes out of your penis

Cameron had to get stitches because he had to fap n' freeze.

by DigitalDebonair December 15, 2016