muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
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Epikk Fail

A failure so great, one "k" isn't enough. Typically said to people, particularly blond country girls, who are more prone than the rest of the population to such shortcomings.
"Crap I accidently threw my bowl in the garbage!"
"...epikk fail"

"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"
by mmmdonuts75 May 01, 2010
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What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!
by bird875 May 07, 2010
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infinite fail

The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
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Fail Festival

(Adj)1. To have something fail on a massive scale 2. To be naturally terrible at a large amount of things (Noun) 1. Anyone who uses Urban Dictionary
(Adj)1. I am a Fail Festival because I go to over 10 forums 2. (See Tosh)
(Noun)1: You
by Bograth, PhD Wordsmith March 04, 2007
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whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.
"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"
by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009
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senses fail

possibly one of the greatest emocore bands around and for all u haters how bout u shut the fuck up u don't even know the band so FUCK OFF don't forget "RUM IS FOR DRINKING, NOT FOR BURNING".
don't knock SENSES FAIL untill u listen to SENSES FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!(that was for all u hater faggots!)
by dawggydoo May 04, 2006
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