When a pretentious cocksucker befriends your best friends girl and then stays in her room and bothers her while shes trying to study. He will tend to hide in the closet when your come over in order to make fun of how anti-social you become when he is around.
Beware of his attempts to talk about his extensive knowledge of Picasso or Michael Angelo and his tendency to act uneducated and ineffectual.
That faggot won't stop talking to Brett's girlfriend while shes trying to study. I hope he dies!
or
That ratchety faggot won't stop bothering Emily with his knowledge of Picasso.
A beautiful and unique individual who favors the same sex and is incredible sexy, fun loving, and is resilient against all forms of ignorance that they have had to triumph over through out their lives.
Ralph- hey who's that guy over there?
John- his name is will
Ralph- man he's a boss ass bitch John- damn straight (unlike will) he's gorgeous, he must be a faggot.