Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.

Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.

by Mandizi May 25, 2010

social experiment

Having sex with a girl that you normally wouldn't. This happens as a result of either massive amounts of alcohol or because you haven't been laid in a long, long time.

Mark - "Dude, so what happened last night?"

Casey - "I porked some rhino I met at the bar, I can't believe I did that..."

Mark - "It's alright, we'll call it a 'social experiment'. Everyone gets one."

Casey- "I think I'm going to puke."

by Mark O October 8, 2007

Expedentially

Going about a task with a high rate of efficiency or expediency. See also fastliness

Please drive me to the airport expedentially! I’m late.

by mauilion October 15, 2019

Do you desire a poor experience?

What you say before putting on a hoodie setting your eye on fire and ripping off all your skin

broke: Do you want to have a bad time?

woke: Do you desire a poor experience?

by anonymousclucker December 1, 2018

aloha experience

Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied.

"Wow, that was a sweet laua, I am so glade I wore my grass skirt and had an aloha experience."

"Dude, I spilled Noni juice all over my pants, thank god I had my grass skirt because that aloha experience was mind blowing during that laua!!"

by Sattelite April 29, 2008

expidient

advisable, appropriate, desirable; advantageous, profitable.

Thanks pilate!!! That airplane ride was very expidient!!! Even though airplane rides make me sick!!!

by Kreestone January 16, 2008

expedentures

The act of taking out one's dentures by a crazed dentist

Dr. Shamoo performed the expedentures surgery upon Jamie

by expenditures October 25, 2009