by slssfw May 22, 2005
Get the Engine Zip mug.The gene passed down from one person to another, resulting in a future engineer. Tell-tale signs in such a person include an inexplicable love for creating problems to solve (technical or mechanical) when there's absolutely no need to, the constant need to find solutions for everyday issues that no one else gives a crap about, know-it-all syndrome, and the inability to admit they're wrong. Are usually social inept to some degree.
On a side note, this is also why engineering jobs have hierarchies (like worker, head engineer of division 2, chief engineer of all divisions, etc.) If they didn't have an orderly and number-oriented way to say "the bill stops here" they'ed never get anything done.
On a side note, this is also why engineering jobs have hierarchies (like worker, head engineer of division 2, chief engineer of all divisions, etc.) If they didn't have an orderly and number-oriented way to say "the bill stops here" they'ed never get anything done.
Normal person: I'm bored, I'd go on the computer but the internet's so fricking slow today...
Person with engineering gene: I'm bored. I think I'll take apart the computer. Oh, look, the internet's not working. I think I'll spend the whole afternoon solving that problem
instead.
Person with engineering gene: I'm bored. I think I'll take apart the computer. Oh, look, the internet's not working. I think I'll spend the whole afternoon solving that problem
instead.
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A twat waffle that has no clue about reality who when presented an opportunity can fuck up a free lunch,
usually a plant engineer.
usually a plant engineer.
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by dingdongasdf May 26, 2009
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Random Nigga: What school you go to? Me: High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture.Random Nigga: What the hell is that?
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Get the High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture mug.A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the College of Science and Engineering (CSE) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most CSE students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it.
Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the College of Science and Engineering!"
CSE student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."
CSE student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."
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