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Napkin Engineering

The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.

Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.
Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?

Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.

Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!
by Kbehcon February 3, 2010
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engine bunny

A cute or hot girl that knows how to fix a car, motorcycle, or any other type of vehicle.

A grease monkey that happens to be a girl.
It's a little more pricey to go to the local shop, but getting to see a engine bunny like her is worth it!
by Kitkatcock September 10, 2018
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engine run on

The continual oozing of fecal matter after a bowel movement. Often leaves an oily residue in ones under garments.

The results of an overly relaxed or impaired sphincter.
Dr. Gus had engine run on so may patient complaints were filed about having been on the receiving end of the stench.
by TizzyG September 12, 2016
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jet engining

When your computer fan kicks into overdrive and spins at 100000000RPM, making a noise equivalent to that of a jet engine on take off
hang on, I can't hear a word you're saying; my computer is jet engining
by X marks my dick November 17, 2017
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dictional engineer

one who invents words
By inventing the word "dictional engineer," I am a dictional engineer.
by slickmoose2241 April 26, 2015
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observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task
It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.
by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010
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Fantasy Engineering

Working on a pretend project with impractical goals, imaginary requirements, unachievable expectations.
My current assignment is fantasy engineering, we're making green biofuel out of unicorn manure.
by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009
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