Engineering

A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.

Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."

Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."

by senthurmanz February 22, 2018

Engineer shot

1) Take a shot of tequila

2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt the lime in your eye

4) Get slapped in the face

Took an engineer shot to be a real engineer

by Realengineer May 19, 2019

Engine Work

The kind of bullshit excuse levied by lazy developers at Jagex LTD when they require *Engine Work* to implement a new feature.

Examples
jagex: "'oi guise we're ganna ship group iron man this year!@"
also jagex: "nah mate, can't do nuffin about that, that's engine work!"

redditor: hey jagex its been 1 year what happened to group ironman?
mod ash: engine work
redditor: well, when is it coming?
mod ash: winter 2017

by flknjraelkjgnKU$E#?>%RNG July 15, 2020

engineer main

Someone Who Only Plays Engineer In TF2

Someome: how did that engineer Main has got 20 revenge crits
some else: idk
that one scout going to the enemy intel over and over again:*silent*

by Iceboi42069 February 13, 2022

Engineered Tax Services

Using tax credits to buy down tax payments due. A person has a tax credit but wants cash so he is willing to sale the tax credit to someone who owes taxes and desires to buy the tax credit at a deep discount.

Teddy did an Engineered Tax Services. He owed $2,500 in taxes but he was able to lower his taxes due down to $200 by buying tax credits at a deep discount from a film company willing to sell their credits for cash.

by TaxReformExpert February 19, 2022

Closet Engineering

One who designs without consequences or comment. Including but not limited to election or selection of network monkeys.

Engineering without the title or pay makes you a Closet Engineering fool.

by network junkies April 17, 2009

penis engineering

The field of engineering that focuses on the development of larger and curvier schlongs.

Joel: What field are you looking to go into Lexi?

Lexi: I was looking into penis engineering but it's quite the load and I don't think I can handle it

by buttholelover69 February 11, 2014