Emergency flaps

The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.

"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."

"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."

by Kgarontee September 3, 2014

Emerald Chat

A chat site aiming to be the next Omegle created by Callan. It offers 1 on 1 chat, video chat, and group chat. Video chat doesn't work most of the time. 1 on 1 chat is mostly horny men, bots, and pedophiles. Group chat is still active getting up to a whopping 10-15 people at a time! This site is linked to 1 kidnapping. Eventually, an infamous user named Zio spammed the group chat with child porn and scat porn. This caused Callan to disable pictures and profile pictures. He later sold the site for $500,000 (he claims). The site remains up to this day although it is not very active.

Guy 1: Hey have you tried Emerald Chat?
Guy 2: Yeah it was just bots, pedos, and kids man.

Callan: I sold Emerald Chat for $500,000 what have you done? You lowlife incel Indian!

Guy: I tried 1 on 1 on Emerald Chat and I met a pedophile who wanted to trade child porn.

New Emerald chat user: Hey I'm new to Emerald Chat, does video chat work? I just see a blank screen.

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

The Emergence

When all Gingers will shed their human shells and take their true demonic form. Then after Enslaving the Human race, the Gingers will fight to the death to see who will rule the enslaved planet. Basically the Ginger version of the Rapture.

Wait till the Emergence happens! and All gingers will be released from their human prisons!

by GingerProphet December 12, 2011

Emerald

The friend that mocks you for no reason

Me:Hey boo how are you
Emerald: hEy BoO hOw ArE YoU

by Brynnisntugly101 July 18, 2019

Emergency poo

When your faced with the only option to take a dump. Very common when one is faced with difficult task or anxiety.
You can also say 'acute poop', 'emergency shit' or similar.

I can't take the pressure! I have to emergency poo!

by Akutbajsa August 23, 2007

Emerald Ass Borer

Having sex under a dead ash tree in Detroit. The trees are in abundance and were killed because of the Emerald Ash Borer.

That guy is an Emerald Ass Borer, he likes to do it in the car under that dead ass tree in Detroit.

by Matt from MA June 26, 2008

Emerald Heights

Best place in all of Redmond, WA to work, even if it's a retirement home, with good pay and most convenient hours. After you work there, you probably won't want to work anywhere else, or will be so attached to some nice old person that you can't.

The Emerald Heights dining room has the highest concentration of Redmond High students of all the companies in Redmond. Probably.

by waitstaff?! June 13, 2007