A Dirty Eli is when you are having intercourse with a Vietnamese prostitute and you cum in both of her nostrils and all of the villagers are trying to break in to the shed where you have held her captive. At the same time mixed feelings of “ that was a phat nut” and “Gotta blast” ensue upon you and your mind is racing so fast that you collapse to the floor and feel paralyzed as you are snatched up by the villagers with your pants still at your ankles
by 12inchEli April 13, 2020
Cummy virgin who pees in Seth Dugan's trousers; also get sucked by Giant Worm; and says slurs on occasion
by CumAmongus November 28, 2021
A big sexy Arabian man who loves to fly planes in his free time. (Fun fact cousin had a make a wish, he wished to fly plane around NYC in September in the early 2000s) Now this bozo lookin ass is try to folllow in his footsteps. One jar of Elbow grease at a time
Jerome: Nah Jit I’m afraid of that dude over there
Juanita: Why bro?
Jerome: Cause he is such an elie Issa you piss him he’ll go bang
Juanita: Why bro?
Jerome: Cause he is such an elie Issa you piss him he’ll go bang
by Cole Davey (The great humpty) March 29, 2022
He is the coolest, funniest, friendliest guy you could ever meet. He can be weird but he is sweet and caring. Don't lose Eli because you may want to date him one day or if you're really bored, go to him for some hilarious fun
by DSUSS17 March 1, 2022
by Red-Savage August 20, 2019
Just as every child learns throughout his/her childhood that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin and nothing else of importance about it, "Eli Whitney" is a phrase used to indicate a repetitive thing of little to no importance.
Gary went to a party expecting plently of attractive females, but was dissappointed to find that fugly chicks were the Eli Whitney of the party.
OR
Dude 1: I walked 4 miles today!
Dude 2: Fucking Eli Whitney.
OR
Dude 1: I walked 4 miles today!
Dude 2: Fucking Eli Whitney.
by A. Mule February 21, 2008