Edge Police

An Internet police that will arrest you for being edgy. Careful when you make something edgy.

Person 1: I make an epic edgy meme.
Person 2: Careful there, pal. The Edge Police will give you a ticket.
P1: IDGAF.
P2: Don't say I warned you after you're caught.

by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021

Edgend

A stories legend amongst those who are employed by Merrill Edge

“That dude Chip has crushed it for years at Merrill Edge. A true Edgend that one.”

by Bid Poppa July 15, 2021

Edgelord

Derogatory term for an online creator who makes deliberately edgy content designed to be divisive, polarising and triggering to people perceived as snowflakes. May share intersecting characteristics with internet trolls and clout chasers.

"Did you see that ridiculous TikTok from CharlieBigSpuds where he said anyone with pronouns in their bio should unalive THEMself?"

"Yeah he's such a freakin' edgelord"

by TrnkyBrynky November 10, 2021

edge typing

The act of typing a message the same time as the other person (typically on iPhone)

I stopped typing my message because I noticed Ruby was edge typing.

I noticed Willy was edge typing so I didn’t send the message and I ended up forgetting what I was gonna say.

by humpydumpy August 23, 2022

solid edge

a popular soft drink sold in tom houton's. usually costs about 10.99 to 19.99 antartica dollars.

ARTSCIs: "yo this solid edge shit is good drink yo"
SCI '09: "get the fuck outta Queen's"

by confucius December 28, 2005

slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.

Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.

by kris takahashi May 3, 2010

Keeping Edge

Sticking to the ideals of the straight edge way of life.

Want to grab some beers? Nah, man, I'm keeping edge this week.

by notedgeguy May 26, 2010