Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Early access

Foster is wrong and can't take being wrong he is a child

Oh no early access foster is arguing again he's wrong

by Foster is wrong December 20, 2020

early train to Zermatt

Hitting it off immediately with someone you matched with on a dating app.

“This guy is incredible. Our relationship is taking the early train to Zermatt.”

by DC404 March 14, 2025

Early humor effect

The act of putting major adult innuendos and adult humor in a children’s show to the point where children growing up knowing more than just only stereotypical kiddie stuff.

Shows like the American animated TV series, Spongebob Squarepants, have this kind of humor.

The early humor effect is so amazing I wish all modern shows today had it than just gross fart jokes and potty humor which isn’t really funny.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

early bird hustle

One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.

Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.

by DBoy June 27, 2014

Early Riser

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.

People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.

by RR Hood July 17, 2023

Early access furry

A furry that believes that because they only like a furry related character they aren't furries. (I.E. an obsession with nidalee from LoL) (Characters can't be explicitly furry I.E. crystal from star fox)

Person one "Yo, I'm pretty sure that your friend is a furry."
Person two "Nah, early access furry only"

by The darkest mandella December 19, 2017