emosexual

A homosexual emo one who slits his wrists and is a hemmoroid hunter.

e.g luke your such an emosexual with your slit wrists and your queer clothing. Also see emophobic

by jimmy pop50 September 28, 2006

emosexual

The alternative or "goth" variation of the Metrosexual fad. Whilst in more popular scenes, men become more in touch with their sensitive sides by assuming elements of the gay culture yet not assuming the sexuality, the same applies for the "emosexual" generation. Whilst not particularly interested in the homosexual relations, many of these "emosexuals" will be more interested in indugling in emotions and sensitivities and and generally allowing a much less macho approach to other people. This label is usually assumed when a teen or pre-teen can't quite handle the goth lifestyle and would prefer something more comfortable and conventional.

Some regard Emosexual's as lower individuals who indulge in their weakness's.

"Dude, look at that guy's pants! They look like they were painted on! Is he like some kind of gay goth kid?"

"Nah, he's just an emosexual, don't worry about him."

by Toxxi October 2, 2005

emosaurus

some one who is so emo that they r almost cool yet extremely gay

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by TweAk March 20, 2005

emosextual

an emosextual is someone who is bi and only dates emos, scenes, straightedges, punks, goths, hardcores, skaters or anyone who looks like them. the order of love goes in this order...emo, scenes, goths, punks, straightedges, hardcores and then skaters...no exceptions!

an emosextual likes alot of people but focases on the hottest/emoest guy in the school.

by evy ieroway torobryar herns marchi keene January 6, 2008

EMonet

a man who has been known to paint lyrical masterpieces

Damn, is that Emonet paintin them lyrical masterpieces again? his rhymes are dank!

by The Keeper of the Moral Highground June 26, 2007

Emosexual

An Emo who will not admit to being gay, straight or bi...

I'm not bi, I'm emosexual. Now come here boys and girls, lets make out

by what a lad July 24, 2007

emonerd

An avid nerd who is just a bit keen. Will often send around very stupid jokes, a lot of global messages on IRC and MSN. If you get some age-old jokes in an email that is obviously passed around to all 30 contacts the idiot has, reply with EMONERD

<emonerd> «Âm§g»¤ Omg!? Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ¤&#8482;

by Toby Lane March 3, 2008