Emeral

"While having sex, pull out right before ejaculation. Go in your hand and before the girl realizes it, throw it in her face and shout "BAM, Spice it up a notch!!!"

"I pulled an Emeral on my girlfriend last night."

by Chris Acosta March 28, 2005

emergency eyes

Eyes of desperate homosexuals searching for sexual validation.

Check out that queen's emergency eyes in the steam room.

by sadisfied February 17, 2006

Emera

A very loyal and beautiful girl that will break your heart if you don't treat her right

Bob-Yo emera is so cute I want her to be mine
Joe-you better treat her good if not you gon be heartbroken

by Boxer.bot September 8, 2017

emerald necklace

Just like a pearl necklace, except when the guy has an infection or STD, making his spooge a greenish color.

"Dude, I got to get to the doctor cuz I was trying to give this bitch a pearl necklace for her birthday, but it came out as an emerald necklace instead. I shouldn't have went to that Thai hooker on my business trip last month... she must have given me gonhorrea."

by Anita Necklace October 10, 2008

Elmer Fudds

Another Word For Breasts

Look At The Elmer Fudds On That Milf!!

by K9BRIAN August 21, 2008

Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

by Jack February 22, 2005

elmer joke

Named after non-toxic Elmer glue, elmer jokes lack the certain toxicity required to make a joke funny. It is not uncommon for an elmer joke to silence an entire room.

a group of friends talking at a restaurant
Friend#1 has finished his dinner except for a few fries

Friend#1: hey do you think I could get this to go?
Group: silence
Friend#2: was that even a joke?
Friend#3: I think it's time to go guys, this guy has started making elmer jokes

by buttski September 1, 2009