When a woman poops a little druing sex and flings it off the bed before you notice it. leaving a small egg shaped piece of poo for you to find later.
{dana} I pooped a little during sex last night.
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner
by Little dirty October 22, 2009
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Get the Keister For Easter mug.A nick-name for a really ugly big person with a huge head/neck. Also called Easter Island Head or Easter Island Face
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Get the Easter Island mug.An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marke r eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend July 20, 2008
Get the easter-pig mug.When a man is fucking a girl in the vagina and switches to her asshole, she screams out of surprise and you shove an easter egg in her mouth and yell "SHUT UP AND RESPECT JESUS, BITCH!"
Dude 1) My dumb bitch girlfriend wouldnt shut up during her easter surprise party.
Dude 2) What a disrespectful bitch!
Dude 3) She is so un-christian man.
Dude 2) What a disrespectful bitch!
Dude 3) She is so un-christian man.
by DEGOUCH1 April 28, 2009
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Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
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