Diamond Earring Woman

An attractive, self-sufficient, experienced "older" woman (over 40) who is able to buy herself diamond earrings, i.e., she doesn't need anyone else to do anything for her. These women usually attract younger, submissive men or women. Also, a domineering woman (which is the word that was misunderstood as "diamond earring" that led to this definition).

I always seem to end up with a diamond earring woman!

by snatchface_shanker November 4, 2009

Trash Eating Machine

Someone that takes other peoples ideas and or verbal phrases.

Highly offensive to most of the general population.

That guy is a Trash Eating Machine he stole my phrase of
Trash Eater.

by NaytDawg September 6, 2010

man eating exploding shark

The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.

If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.

by Bioguy October 11, 2011

Binge eating disorder

Something I have.
No, it's not lack of control.
No, it's not eating as much as you can.
No, it doesn't include guilt or regret (when eating).

People who have this disorder might be:
Depressed
other important mental health issues
Bored (like me)
or others

My family: *switches off the internet*
Me: I'm bored
Me: *starts binge eating*

Life lesson: don't switch off the internet or binge eating disorder will happen

by nothing_just shut up June 6, 2022

Do you make your own earrings?

A secret code used by gay women to figure out if the other woman is gay as well.

Do you make your own earrings? Yes, are you gay too?

by Murry June 20, 2020

eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.

i bet that girl likes eating carrots

by swiffer January 19, 2006

Eating out

eating out is when a man, or in some cases a woman, performs oral sex on a woman, by placing his/her tongue/lips on the genitals (vagina, clit, pussy) and licking or nibbling on either. This is the easiest way for most women to experience an orgasm.

My girlfriend was moaning in pleasure as I ate her out. - Past tense.

I can't talk now, I am eating out, and she loves it. - present

I can't wait to eat out my girlfriend, usually a bj or intercourse follow - Future

by Theodor February 4, 2006