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devon dumpling

A member of an ethnic race of subnormal intelligence.A devonian.
I'm a devonian born and bred,
strong in the arm and thick in the head.
"I'm never going to Tiverton again,it's full of dumb DEVON DUMPLINGS."
by mugwump November 13, 2004
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Dumpling

Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.
Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.
by DrDookies December 17, 2008
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Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
by Crankshaw September 28, 2009
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Dumpling

The small secondary shit that follows the primary usually consisting of no more than one or two turds. Normally occurs following a rushed poop due to emergency circumstances. Some experienced poopers and Zen masters are able to save dumplings for later.

The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.
Jeez I´m going to miss my flight.... I´m going to have to chinese doggy-bag it and save the dumpling for when I board
by azione01 September 27, 2010
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dimping

collecting fag ends or "dimps" from the street. Often done by heroin users who need to have a smoke with there fix but commonly do not have the money to buy their own cigarettes/tobacco.

The collected tobacco is emptied and made into roll ups. Includes collecting from pub ash trays/public smoking bins etc
"you havent got any backy at all? f*ck it lets go dimping then"
by marvin gaye99 August 7, 2009
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British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker
Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.
by thickness May 4, 2007
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Dumpin Diggin

When you go searching dumpsters in hopes of finding something which could be beneficial to you.
Bob-"Hey where did you purchase these delicious steaks?"
Tim-"Oh these? I went dumpin diggin and found them."
by YumnaJamal September 3, 2011
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