DrDookies's definitions

Dumpling

Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.

Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.

by DrDookies December 17, 2008