You are sitting in a dimly lit room, trash all around, and your flaccid penis is in your hand like a limp pile of putty. You begin trying to work yourself up to an erection so your start rolling that dough in your hand. Your body is telling you that the 6th ejaculation before noon was enough but you are not gonna let anything stop you from breaking through to a bakers dozen for the AM. Common issue for sexual deviants, drunk frat boys and teenagers that have just discovered masturbation.
Skylar: Hey Tyler, get out of the bathroom! I need to get ready for my lacrosse match!
Tyler: Shut up Bro. I am rollin dough in here and your voice isn't helping. Let me finish in the wash rag and the bathroom will be yours.
Tyler: Shut up Bro. I am rollin dough in here and your voice isn't helping. Let me finish in the wash rag and the bathroom will be yours.
by CordiallyContent July 28, 2022
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I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...
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by doughmaker July 28, 2021
Get the dough mug.A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out
1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."
2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"
2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"
by blablaicanthearyou November 9, 2018
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by coolblackguy1 June 7, 2016
Get the kyzer dough mug.An individual of the male homosexual orientation. Gets its name from the act of taking a flaccid penis and twirling it... Causes arousal, even for those with erectile dysfunction!
Person 1: That douche Tyler was a total dough twirler!
Person 2: Yeah... I swear he was meat gazing all night, so gay!
Person 2: Yeah... I swear he was meat gazing all night, so gay!
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