by cheech marin12 February 24, 2009
Get the fucking douche bagmug. A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”
by D-Bag Haters October 6, 2011
Get the Lesbian Douche Bagmug. Geraldo Rivera before he was Geraldo Rivera.
by moogookrew December 18, 2007
Get the Douche Bag Jonesmug. Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.
When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
by IisMathwizard December 18, 2012
Get the Douche bag extraordinairemug. a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!
by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. by bob the red November 8, 2003
Get the douche bagmug. The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.
by AKCoug February 21, 2011
Get the Juneau Douche Bagsmug.