Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

doo-doo butters

The act of taking a shit and having the consistency of cold butter a.k.a. extra thick

Trey- Where the hell were you earlier?
Alex- Man, I just went down down doo-doo butters! Dropped a thick ass turd!

by tpoointrey October 16, 2008

Doo Doo Batter

A cake batter made out of shit.

The doo doo batter was perfectly mixed.

by S250 January 4, 2022

doo doo dummy head

when someone is acting and or seeming as they are a shit head who can’t fucking exist

“man, that homeless man sure is a doo doo dummy head”

by marlborospliff June 19, 2022

Doo doo torpedoes

Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.

Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.

by 123bdk October 6, 2023

doo doo paste

when something goes bad with one persons and spreads arounds to others

your friend gets her cell phone stolen and a week later your cell phone gets stolen, and youve got doo doo paste.

by mo-town-throw-down December 13, 2007

Doo Doo Foot

Definition 1:
One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.

Definition 2:

One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.

Definition 3:

One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Example: Do you have the doo doo foot?

Example 1: Dude you got the doo doo foot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doo doo foot?!

Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOO DOO FOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doo doo foot.

Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doo doo footin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doo doo footers.

Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doo doo footing MADMEN!

Other examples include:
STOP DOO DOO FOOTIN! or STOP DOO DOO FOOTING!

by Doo doo foot April 29, 2011