by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019

If you know a Donnie then be grateful for them. Because there the sweetest person you’ll ever meet <3 try your hardest not to push them away.
by Milfsareprettycool November 10, 2021

DONNI (noun)
A dumbass who either bails out way too early or never backs out at all—completely blind to what could actually work in their favor. They hit jackpots but either cash out before the real payday or ride the high straight into the ground, thinking the universe owes them more. A DONNI is that overly optimistic fool who ignores every red flag, every screaming sign, and always ends up broke, heartbroken, or utterly screwed. The poster child for being your own worst enemy.
A dumbass who either bails out way too early or never backs out at all—completely blind to what could actually work in their favor. They hit jackpots but either cash out before the real payday or ride the high straight into the ground, thinking the universe owes them more. A DONNI is that overly optimistic fool who ignores every red flag, every screaming sign, and always ends up broke, heartbroken, or utterly screwed. The poster child for being your own worst enemy.
"The dev of $DONNI token is the biggest fucking DONNI alive—he cashed out before it started mooning. Dude fumbled his own bag. Don't be a DONNI!"
by DunniDEV December 23, 2024

When golfing and a dude swings but slows down their swing so they hit the ball about one foot and they meant to hit it much further and they look like a complete tool
by OhSoThaddy May 14, 2015

I'm here with my "Donnies" (I'm here with my brother's)
We better go check with the "don" (we better go check with the boss?
We better go check with the "don" (we better go check with the boss?
by MyDonnies January 20, 2023

by landon gilbreth May 20, 2019

Name for Donald Trump, focusing on his trashy first name, an ironic middle name since he has tiny hands and is a double dealer, and Drumpf because that was the family's original name before they were kicked out of Germany.
If you support Donnie Doublehands Drumpf in 2025 your IQ is like his, the same as your respective shoe sizes!
by Star*Dagger April 8, 2025
