Soggy Dolphin

When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.

Man I was so drunk the other night I saw Leroy give the Soggy Dolphin to 8 women.

by Sir Benjamin Earl 0106 July 10, 2022

Ocean dolphin

A generic dolphin what else did you want?

"Wow look at that ocean dolphin"

by J-jam February 21, 2015

punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

by NittyGritty May 30, 2018

dolphin flap

when a vagina moves like a dolphin

Jesus Sally, you got a Dolphin Flap

by lol memes m8 69 August 30, 2015

Dolphin Whisperer

A person who is an expert in the mechanisms of the female genitalia and squirting techniques

Man, that guy made me squirt like a dolphin last night, he must be a dolphin whisperer

by Ladynannakola July 5, 2018

horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!

bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.

by mrham4444 April 11, 2014

Dolphin punch

When punch and or slap someone using your penis

"wow did you hear? Foulcault dolphin punched himself in the eye!"

by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014