punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

by NittyGritty May 30, 2018

magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?

Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!

by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

Dolphin Dying

Getting owned while trying to dolphin dive like a retard for no reason in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

"I was diving onto the flag, then the bitch shot me off the map! I dolphin died!" -Dolphin Dying

by The Venetian January 17, 2011

Dolphin Whisperer

A person who is an expert in the mechanisms of the female genitalia and squirting techniques

Man, that guy made me squirt like a dolphin last night, he must be a dolphin whisperer

by Ladynannakola July 5, 2018

horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!

bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.

by mrham4444 April 11, 2014

dolphin flap

when a vagina moves like a dolphin

Jesus Sally, you got a Dolphin Flap

by lol memes m8 69 August 30, 2015