dialectic

bullshit you give your english teacher when he aske you to read a book and take notes

what i didn't do

by ben speaker February 2, 2004

didleydoodledoofaggot

a man who enjoys it when other men tickle their asshole with their spikey hair, their penis, or .... other pointed objects.

Oh my god that tickles bob, when you stick that up in there your such didleydoodledoofaggot

by JTDS February 20, 2008

dialed

To call someone (past tense), originating from the phrase "to dial someone's number".

"I dialed her number last night"
becomes
"I dialed her last night"

by jewpoints December 21, 2004

Dialed IN

What Volkswagen drivers (see propellerhead *) say when they believe they have given their car the perfect "Stance". This usually involves completely ruining the geometry of the car via horrific negative camber, and a plethora of extreme rake angle using airbags. While thinking this makes their car dialed in, it actually proves how ignorant said driver is.

Propellerhead: Hey Stevie, check that volkswagen out parked in the grass. Damn that things Dialed In.
Stevie: No Propellerhead, no it's not.

by Turbo M3 April 3, 2011

Difle

A fart designated from the dick that is often silent but always smelly.

The old man's wide penis let out a smelly, rancid difle in the grocery store.

by BDiZzL3 February 14, 2009

dilex

a massive black man who often lectures youngsters about being gangster

Mom: what are you doing tonight?

Son: im gonna hang with my homeboy Dilex

Mom: dont hang out with black people

Son: im gonna suck his dick

by jaseisgangster May 22, 2010

Hedgehog's Dilemma

A rather uninteresting electro group from Ashland Oregon. Sounds like what you'd hear if you put two TVs on at the same time, one tuned to static, the other tuned to commercials and 50's movies, then stood between them with their respective volumes at 1.5.

I put on the Hedgehog's Dilemma album, and I wondered, "where the fuck is the music?"

by FatSabbath October 16, 2013